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11 titles · Romance, Comedy, Angst, Drama, Humor
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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This charming story is filled with humor and heart as Draco navigates the awkwardness of falling in love with Hermione. It's a delightful read that balances comedy with genuine emotion.
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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Draco falls hard for Hermione and has no idea how to handle feelings. The inner monologue is peak comedy gold.

Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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Eighth year. Draco is lazy, dangerous, and trying very hard not to be in love with Hermione Granger. Features hyper-competent fiery Hermione and a Draco who's too smart for his own good. The title is the whole mood — and the fandom abbreviation (DMATMOOBIL) has become legendary.
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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Post-war. Draco is trying to be better. Hermione is trying to save house-elves. They keep ending up at the same events and he cannot stop embarrassing himself. Funny, tender, and achingly romantic.
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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Draco realizes he's in love with Granger. It's mortifying. He handles it terribly. The inner monologue is comedy gold. Peak 'he falls first and he falls harder.'
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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Draco is a disaster. He's pining and everyone knows except Hermione. The internal monologue is comedy gold. If you want a Dramione that makes you laugh-cry, this is the one.
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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Draco's POV as he realizes he's helplessly in love with Granger. The internal monologue is HILARIOUS. He's dramatic, petty, and so gone for her it's embarrassing. Peak comedy Dramione.
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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Draco POV. He's in love with Granger and handling it terribly. The internal monologue is hilarious and devastating. Title says it all — being in love IS a mortifying ordeal when you're Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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Draco's POV. He's in love with Granger and absolutely FURIOUS about it. The internal monologue is comedy gold. If you want to laugh and swoon simultaneously, this is your fic.
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
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Draco is reformed, working at the Ministry, and absolutely gone for Hermione Granger. She has no idea. The pining is EXCRUCIATING in the best way. Fan favorite for a reason.
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ · 150K words
Draco is desperately in love with Hermione and everyone knows except her. The pining is Olympic-level. Comedy gold.